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Okay folks, after a lunch of a cheese and tomato (fresh from
my garden people!!! the tomato, not the cheese) sandwich, I sat down to write
and I have a confession. I am a simple girl. I grew up in a simple family. I
don’t come from money. I think growing up it was often, “if it works, why
replace it?” If my husband were to ask if we should get the $500 fridge or the
$2000 fridge, I would respond with the former because I wouldn’t exactly
understand why we should spend an extra $1500 if the $500 one works and will
keep our food cold. My more immediate question would be, is it big enough to
hold the food I want to keep on hand?
We bought a house with fancy appliances. I opted out of
offering them more for the fancy washer and dryer because I was intimidated by
the shiny stainless steel, the many different buttons, and the digital read
outs on the front. I'm used to dials on my washing machine. But that did not save me from the learning curve of fancy
appliances.
I have a confession to make—I don’t know how to use my
kitchen appliances…or I should say, I don’t know what all the drawers are for
in my fridge! Did anyone else have this problem when they upgraded at some
point in their lives?
Let me tell you about my fridge. For one, I am super excited
about the pull out drawer freezer. It is so much bigger than my little freezer
I had before. I thought we should add a stand-up freezer to our freezing
arsenal (we already have a small chest freezer) because with my brother raising
chickens, I quickly run out of space after butchering day. However, we might be
able to hold off a little while longer because I feel like I just doubled my
freezer capacity on my fridge.
The fridge part though; that is a mystery to me. First, it
is rigged up to plop ice into my drinks and shoot cold water into my glass.
This is a fun little convenience. However, this comes with strange noises that make me jump as everything crackles and spits. Be careful with the water dispenser as well,
it is like a power-washing hose. We have discovered that short glasses are a
hazard. The water goes in and comes right back out due to the amount of
pressure behind it.
Second, what are all of these fancy shelves and spots on the
doors? The down-side to up-grading is that the fancier something is,
the more specific it gets. Too bad my family isn’t a soda drinking family
because one whole door is devoted to individualized soda can holders (it took
me a minute to figure out what these were). I am still trying to figure out if I can store anything else in these perfectly soda-can sized holders.
Third, today the fridge started beeping at me. Apparently
there is a door alarm. So, when I was trying to rearrange the freezer space
because I had just brought our frozen foods over, I took too long and the
fridge started beeping at me. I have no idea how to make it stop, so I had to
push the freezer drawer in, wait a second or two, and then start my job over again. I'm sure this is super helpful if someone doesn't quite get the door closed all the way, but it is startling when you are simply rearranging food.
Apparently fancy people are also not clutter people. All
this fancy stainless steel also means that we can’t stick anything on our
refrigerator doors. Where is the kid art supposed to go? Where am I supposed to
hang my shopping list? How am I supposed to clutter up my kitchen???
Oh, and if you want to freak me out, just empty the ice out
of the ice dispenser because the loud clunking of a new tray of ice dropping
down into the dispenser will make me jump out of my skin!
It also took me a bit to figure out the dishwasher, but I won't bore you with any more of my learning to live fancy.